Due to the extreme amount of students discussing the PSAT this year, the College Board has decided that instead of tracking down everyone and invalidating their tests they will now be drafting everyone who took the 2014 test into the skeleton war. Good luck, young dolphins.
- Guy from Boston: The Grand Canyon is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
- Garcia Lopez de Cardenas: Yeah but you didn't really see it like me because your current understanding of its beauty is driven by the idea that your perception of the canyon has to match or exceed the criteria set by some obscure postcard you've seen of-
- Guy from Boston: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so bedazzled right now